StockyFotos
StockyFotos doesn’t shoot just stocky bears, but those who support and admire them, the same. We are firm believers that the bear community and lifestyle is not that of a certain look, but a certain confidence and comfort in one's skin and the support from the community, no matter what kind of body type you have. We strive for the ultimate in body positivity.
Strike a pose, on your own or with your pack, and get your photos instantly via text or email—because those sexy memories deserve to be shared now. Want a little something extra? We’ll even print your pics on the spot so you can take home a hard copy of your memory!
Whether you're proud to be stocky or learning to love yourself, you can be assured you’ll be comfortable in front of our lenses. As one of our clients so rightfully said:
"Learning to love yourself should be fun :)" -Jason S., St. Louis, MO
Peter Angelo
Peter Angelo is a standup comedian based out of Austin, Texas. A New England native, Peter gave up a life of truck driving to entertain with his one-of-a-kind voice that’s hardly seen in the comedy world.
Known as the “Blue Collar Comedy Queer” Peter has performed all over the United States and China with a growing fan base there. From open roads and open mics to having fans all over the world. Everyone is captivated by Peter’s tales of blue collar work and self discovery that connect people from all different walks of life in ways they never thought possible all well preaching the good word of heavy metal.
Instagram: @metalpetecomedy
Malleous
Malleous is an Afro-Indigenous rapper, songwriter, aspiring plus-size model, and big ol’ gay papa bear. His music is inspired by a wide variety of influences, from house music to hip-hop, and his versatile sounds will keep you on your feet.
Instagram: @malleousofficial
BALONEY
BALONEY is San Francisco's Gay All-Male Revue! Born in 2015 at Oasis, BALONEY has been showcasing its signature blend of comedy, dance, game shows. and striptease to sold-out crowds for a decade. The Boys of Baloney have spread their mayhem (and cheeks) in Provincetown, LA, Palm Springs, and even our very own Davies Symphony Hall. We are thrilled to return to Bearrison and rub some bellies! sfbaloney.com
Instagram: @sfbaloney
Alfons Mueller
Alfons Mueller is a Bavarian-born, German-raised, Green-Card-in-the-Midwest-based stand-up comedian who puts the corny in corn-fed. A vivid explorer of all things perverse, he began his descent in the subcultures of rural Bavaria, survived the corporate mind-fuck, and reached peak depravity somewhere between Berlin’s sex clubs and Chicago’s darkrooms.
A big bear by chance, a chubby chubby-chaser by genetics, and a “twinsie gay” by marriage, Alfons navigates the absurdities of life with biting political satire, personal chaos, and deep dives into cultural contradictions, religious trauma, and the quiet horror of gay marriage after 40.
From CPAP machines to co-parenting a needy beagle and a tired pug, no topic is sacred. Last year, he competed in Bearrison’s Deadlift Contest — this year, he’s lifting slightly heavier topics in full-blown middle-aged boring-drag. Irreverent, smart, and gloriously inappropriate, Alfons is comedy’s answer to: “What if your HR presentation grew chest hair and got radicalized by Disney movies?
Website:alfonsmueller.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/only_fons/
TikTok: @alfonsjmmueller
YouTube: Alfons Mueller Comedy
Bluesky: only-fons.bsky.social
Grace Towers
Grace Towers is a Latinx, San Francisco-based artist. Her work focuses primarily on intentional gatherings that celebrate joy, art, and intergenerational exchange. Whether at one of her camping retreats, workshops, fundraisers, or art residencies, you will find that her many touch-points share a common theme of self-love, community empowerment, and the use of DRAG as a portal for change—all with effortless Grace, style, and poise.
Instagram: @thegracetowers